just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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