I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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