hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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