Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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