Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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