she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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