mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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