Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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