What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Less talking, more tequila
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
