We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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