We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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