...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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