It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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