Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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