I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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