She's JV to your varsity
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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