can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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