I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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