i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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