Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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