he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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