He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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