btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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