Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You surviving the open bar?
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My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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