He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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