the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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