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(661): View more from California

My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss

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(856): View more from New Jersey

she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done

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(310): View more from California

thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!

(1-310): View more from California

you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?

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(706): View more from Georgia

He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.

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(650): View more from California

dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king

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(318): View more from Louisiana

We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done

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(315): View more from New York

He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Say thank you and give him a blowjob.

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