we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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