if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
i think im in europe. pls send help
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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