White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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