She's JV to your varsity
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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