Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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