Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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