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(850): View more from Florida

Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?

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(831): View more from California

i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

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(206): View more from Washington

My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth

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(517): View more from Michigan

as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."

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