everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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