Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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