They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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