Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
they're like a gay fantastic four
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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