This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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