I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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