i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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