he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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