i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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