I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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