we have officially lost it.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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