his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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