do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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