i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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