You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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