It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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